DeChickifying Halloween

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Some General Thoughts About Christians Celebrating Halloween

Halloween was a favorite time of the year growing up as kid in small town Missouri. Not only did it indicate that Thanksgiving and Christmas were just around the corner, but also it gave us kids an opportunity to dress up in fun costumes, traverse our town, and beg the folks to give us candy.

And they loved giving it to us, too.  In those good ole days, people handed out full-sized candy bars. None of that “fun-size” non-sense like now. Little dinky 3 Musketeers bars are neither sizable nor fun. But I digress.

Our costumes were not all that fancy.  We didn’t have any of those specialty stores like they have now-a-days. Today a guy can get a full on elf warrior suit or some gal one of those sleazy outfits like “sexy ebola patient.” Nope. The only store bought costumes came from Wal-Mart. They just sold stuff like Casper the ghost, Bugs Bunny, Mork from Ork, or Batman (Adam West version). If I was really, really lucky I could secure one of those X-wing fighter costumes for a “husky” 8 year old. Those, regrettably, were hard to come by. 

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Never once, however, did we as kids equate Halloween with anything sinister or evil.

I do recall when my brother and I would get home with the candy haul. Our mom would empty out our plastic pumpkin containers and quickly toss out any homemade treats like brownies, rice krispy bars, or caramel apples. She believed there were hidden murderers among us who would bake Drano in the brownies or slip razor blades in the apples.  Of course, I got my caramel apple from Mrs. Peters. She was an otherwise sweet and kindly neighbor the rest of the year. Who knew she had a dark side that made her want to kill children on Halloween. Makes me wonder what my mother secretly thought lurked in the underbelly of our small town.

Urban legends aside, Halloween was always a great time for us kids. We certainly weren’t thinking about the devil or Satanists. That all changed, however, after I was saved in college.

Devil’s Night

During the first year after I became a Christian, as summer moved into fall and October began to approach, I was exposed to sermons and literature that told me how Halloween was the devil’s night. Halloween is when satanists emerged from their grottoes to prowl the countryside seeking out human prey for their devilish rituals. No Jesus loving Christian wants to have anything to do with Halloween, I was lectured. Pandering to trick-or-treaters was only putting out a welcome mat for demons to possess your soul. Satanists would not be far behind to abduct you out of your bed.

Indeed.

Oddly, it was a mannish, short-haired atheist sociology professor at my university who really pushed the “satanists-will-get-you-on-Halloween” narrative. She had it in for religion in general, but satanism was her specialty. I want to say she had written her dissertation on the subject of international satanist groups. She likened their criminal organizations to the Italian mafia. Every year around the week or so before Halloween, the local “alternative” free-thinkers newspaper would publish her multi-page exposes on generational satanists. Those satanists had family lineages with roots in Europe reaching back hundreds of years. Apparently, they also operated in the shadowy corners of the rural, farming communities of northeast Arkansas. Who would have thunk…?

The fundamentalist congregations ate her conspiracy nonsense up. (I often wonder if she was really trolling them). One of the moron associate pastors at my church had her speak on the subject one Wednesday night. Never mind the fact she is an atheist who spoke against God and Christianity in other venues. She had a sensational talk about satanism that played to the local Christians. Her lectures poured gas upon their superstitious tendencies about devils, Satan, and warlocks.

Chick Tracts Get Read!

Her wild-eyed fantasy about murderous satanist cults also lent “academic” credibility to the crackpot Chick tract version of Halloween already present in the psyche of many of the folks at my church.

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The early Chick tracts I came into contact with fed the myth about stealth witches living among normal, middle-class Americans. They were the witches who desired to poison children with tainted candy on Halloween. There were also the ones about roving mobs of hooded satanists kidnapping blonde girls for human sacrifice. According to those Chick tracts, you are a devil worshiper even if you carve a smiling Jack o lantern to sit by your door.

Chick picked up those modern day ghost stories from two individuals, John Todd and Rebbeca Brown.

Todd was a bizarre man who claimed he had been born into a witchcraft family. He alleged that he had risen up through the witching ranks to become a satanic priest. According to his wiki page, he was criminally investigated for having sex with under-aged girls in 1976. After his release from prison, he claimed to be a Christian. He made the circuit around fundamentalist churches telling his so-called life story as a satanist, along with his conspiracy about the Illuminati and satanic take overs of the world.

Brown recounted elaborate tales of spiritual warfare and witches that she claimed came from a woman named Elaine. She told Brown she had been a satanic high priestess in the same coven as Mike Warnke. Warnke was never in a satanic coven, as it was later discovered. Brown was also exposed as a fraud in similar fashion.

Chick must’ve realized there was money to be made off Christians who did not heed his warnings and participated in Halloween anyways. His more recent tracts on Halloween, published in the 2000s, played down the serial killing satanist angle. They promote the idea of buying bulk quantities of his tracts to give away to trick-or-treaters along with candy. I mean, who knows, maybe some Catholic kid will read Chick’s hair-brained Death Cookie tract he received from that Fundy family and become a KJVO Independent Baptist!

As a stupid, undiscerning baby Christian when I was first exposed to Jack Chick Halloween history, and fueled by the atheist professor’s satanism legends, I became a crusader against Halloween. I preached against Christians doing Halloween almost as hard as I defended the KJV as the only reliable translation. I was nuts.

There was one sweet gal in our college group who loved cutesy Halloween decorations like jolly Frankenstein and happy ghosts. She’d dressed up in some fun outfit, like Cat Woman, when she handed out candy to kids who came to her apartment. I would self-righteously “separate” from any fellowship times at her place during Halloween because I didn’t want to give any affirmation to her foolish, Satan inspired decorations.

Christians and Halloween

Thankfully, the Good Lord has patiently matured me in those areas of my thinking. My wife and I talked long about whether we would let our kids participate in Halloween. The first few years after we were married, we turned out the porch lights and closed the curtains so as to dissuade trick-or-treaters.  But after much reflection, we decided we would participate in Halloween by handing out candy. We didn’t want to come across as those sourpuss, hater Christians.

Now that we have children, we let them participate as well. Our emphasis with them is more on the Reformation side of Halloween, but we still let them dress up and get candy. At this point, none of them have an interest in the gory, scary side of Halloween.

Having stated all of that, let me offer up some general thoughts on the subject.

First, Christians must grant liberty with other Christian families who enjoy participating in Halloween

There is nothing satanic about carving faces in pumpkins and dressing up in costumes to beg for candy. Besides, the neighbors want you to come beg for it.

Those folks who insist Halloween IS satanic (or Roman Catholic) are really pandering to superstition. They attributing to the devil authority he does not have. Additionally, neither are Christians unwittingly synchronizing their convictions with paganism or Roman Catholicism. To suggest as much is silly.

But again, if it is YOUR conviction about Halloween, I will not judge you for maintaining those convictions. Just don’t tell me I am a compromiser or dishonoring God because my family goes trick-or-treating and has pumpkins sitting on our door steps.

halloweenhorrorAre there dark, ghoulish, and even occultic elements to modern Halloween? Absolutely yes! I recognize that.

Living in LA, Halloween is a huge business for various groups. Production studios in particular, like Universal, put on state of the art haunted houses and theme park attractions. But I believe Christians are perfectly capable of exercising discernment so as to separate those dark, macabre elements like gory haunted houses and dressing like Texas chainsaw killers from the benign trick-or-treating and general costume parties. I don’t need to have a pulpit slapping Fundy preacher telling me such things are ungodly. I can figure it out.

On the flip side, I think those Christians who believe we must reclaim and redeem Halloween for Jesus are misguided, and ultimately wasting their time.

As a believer, I really appreciate the fact that Halloween is tied to Martin Luther hammering his 95 thesis to the Wittenburg door and thus marking the start of the Reformation in 1517. As I stated, my wife and I emphasize the Solas of the Reformation with our children around the week before Halloween. Our church does as well.

But I find it a tad goofy when Reformed minded – *cough* Postmill *cough* Reconstructionists *cough* – believers try to “Christianize” all the images and themes of Halloween. Most of those folks revising Halloween point to an old article written by James B. Jordan called, Concerning Halloween. The article is a desperate attempt recasting Halloween as a time when Christians dressed up like spooks and devils in order to mock Satan as a defeated enemy. Of course, there is absolutely no genuine historical record that Christians even thought about devil costumes as “mocking the devil” when celebrating Halloween.

Those believers today attempting to reclaim history need to face the fact that Halloween was originally a pagan festival celebrated in the pre-Christian British Isles and Northern Europe. Now it wasn’t the mobs of murdering druids roaming the Irish countryside kidnapping innocent people as Jack Chick wants us to believe, but Jesus being Lord over all the Earth doesn’t change the record of history.

Any reliable historical encyclopedia will tell you under the entry on “Halloween” that the pagans did believe the spirits of the departed walked the land for a time between fall and winter. The living folks dressed up in costumes and set fires in order to frighten them away. Moreover, the Catholic church did co-opt some of the practices and merged them with established Catholic holidays like All Saint’s Day and All Soul’s Day. Luther strategically nailed his thesis on the church door on All Saint’s Day eve. He knew the church would be opened to the public on November 1st in order to receive indulgences for the dead in Purgatory.

Believers should leave off revising the history of Halloween in a Christianized, allegorical fashion. Instead, I think the better thing for Christians to do if they wish to redeem Halloween, is participate in wholesome activities like handing out bags with theologically sound tracts packed along with the candy. Churches can put together a fun activities night. A number of the churches in my hometown do that. They can preach sermons on the history of the Reformation. Do a series of talks on the Solas of the Reformation. Do a biographical sketch of the main Reformers. There is a rich history grounded in reality with those items. No need to create fantasy history that will only make the world mock you rather than you allegedly mocking the devil.

 

For those interested, Andy Olson and I did a podcast on this subject. Check it out as well. Play it at 1.5x speed. Makes us sound smarter. 

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